Ruby’s Planet-Proof Bed Guide for Pets Who Sleep Like Meteorites

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I sleep hard. Olympic-level. Full-body collapse. Sometimes I land with such force that the floor worries. Not every bed can handle this. So here is my official list of bed traits that survive a Ruby-level touchdown:

Orthopedic foam that stays fluffy no matter how many times I spin in a circle first. Durable covers that forgive my “light digging” (which is actually excavation). Raised bolsters so I can lean dramatically while judging you. Waterproof layers for… reasons we don’t discuss publicly.

If your pet sleeps like a meteor crashing into Earth, trust me. They deserve a bed built for cosmic impact. Fetch them something sturdy. Get yourself something washable. Everyone wins.