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Cosmic Chaos Busters

AWOOF Snuffle Mat For Dogs

Ruby’s Galactic Foraging Field


Perfect for pets who think mealtime is a full-contact sport. Hide treats in the fabric fluff and let your creature sniff like they’re decoding alien messages. Ruby approved for chaos reduction.

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Outward Hound Hide N’ Slide Puzzle Toy

The Interstellar Brain Bender


A puzzle for pets who claim they’re smarter than you. Ruby says this is Level 2 because Level 1 is “too easy for cosmic beings.” Keeps paws busy so your furniture survives another day!

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KONG Classic Treat Toy

Ruby’s Galaxy of Pure Chewing Joy


The universal chew toy of the galaxy. Stuff it with treats, freeze it, toss it, yeet it across the room. Ruby swears this thing has saved more sanity than meditation apps.

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Lick Mat (Duo Pack)

The Cosmic Calm Zone


Spread peanut butter on it and watch your pet enter a zen state that rivals deep space silence. Great for grooming time, meltdown prevention, or distracting your pet while you eat in peace.

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