The Midnight Zoomie Portal Activates

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Every pet has a moment when the laws of physics stop applying. It usually happens around midnight, right when you are trying to act like an adult who sleeps.

This is when the zoomie portal opens. One second your pet is a calm little space potato. The next they are sprinting across the house like they just got chosen for an intergalactic mission.

You do not understand the mission. You are not supposed to. Your job is to survive the chaos and hope nothing gets knocked over. Pets live for this moment. It resets their cosmic energy. It also reminds you who runs the place.

This is Everyday Pet Magic. Pure chaos. Zero warning. Full throttle joy.